The top two lies of the day !!
Ajmal Kasab says he's a juvenile, and should be tried by a juvenile court. Poor little dear, lost his way ( 700 kms over land, and 500 kms over sea ) and landed in Mumbai, with just this little AK 56 assault rifle and a bag full of RDX ( toys from Mommy ), and guess what ?? people fall dead with just these harmless bullets and explosives ! Now Mommy in Pakistan is real angry that the Indians think her poor little baby could do something bad, and wants to come to India to fix that !!
And the second lie :
Rabri Devi says she's had enough of politics and wants to retire. Now what happens to poor Lallu ? who's going to keep the seat warm for him during the next fodder scam ? Sorry Rabri darling, you may want to retire, but your husband has other plans to keep you out of the kitchen ( though he swears he loves your cooking, lying ba.....d !) You're doomed to keep that right thumb of yours in ink, to stamp all the government ordinances and freebies ! ( what as that ? she learnt how to sign ? sorry correction, keep that right hand free to sign all the freebies etc )
And such is the Dance of Democracy !! Till the next lot of lies - Ciao !!
1 comment:
Looks like Kasab is totally confused (like his country). He should be thanking his lucky stars he is here in Hindustan where he is getting a trial with a lawyer to defend him unlike in his home country where people are executed or flogged in public without a trial. I do admit he deserves this type of an execution. Thanks to the sentimental people in power, I am sure they will allow his mother to come to support him.
The less said about Bihar the better.
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